tomatoes and radio wires

acrossoceans:

charethcutestory:

“If I want her, I can simply take her.”

acrossoceans:

charethcutestory:

“If I want her, I can simply take her.”

  • Tina: I was at Second City in Chicago, back in the day, and when I first got there I was a student and Colbert and Steve Carell were on the stage and we used to watch them all the time. And one of the two - I will not say which one - was a notorious ladies man.
  • Stewart: Can I guess? Can I guess?
  • Tina: Okay, but I'm not gonna -
  • Stewart: Let me guess! Neither.
  • (via fuckyeahstephencolbert)


reblogged from annahinks
annahinks:

Veronica: My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade; but we decided to chuck the idea because I’d have trouble making friends, blah-blah-blah. Now, “blah-blah-blah” is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew.

annahinks:

Veronica: My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade; but we decided to chuck the idea because I’d have trouble making friends, blah-blah-blah. Now, “blah-blah-blah” is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew.

annahinks:cheia:


Tina Fey: [on whether she imagined her career turning out this way] Did I imagine it? Sure. But I’m still imagining a thing where I eat my way out of a room filled with McDonald’s french fries. It’s floor-to-ceiling french fries. The way you save yourself is you eat your way out.

Tina and I have that in common.

annahinks:cheia:

Tina Fey: [on whether she imagined her career turning out this way] Did I imagine it? Sure. But I’m still imagining a thing where I eat my way out of a room filled with McDonald’s french fries. It’s floor-to-ceiling french fries. The way you save yourself is you eat your way out.

Tina and I have that in common.