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Inglourious Basterds (2009)

Veronica: My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade; but we decided to chuck the idea because I’d have trouble making friends, blah-blah-blah. Now, “blah-blah-blah” is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew.
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Tina Fey: [on whether she imagined her career turning out this way] Did I imagine it? Sure. But I’m still imagining a thing where I eat my way out of a room filled with McDonald’s french fries. It’s floor-to-ceiling french fries. The way you save yourself is you eat your way out.
Tina and I have that in common.](http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku6zv49F2s1qzhfrho1_500.png)
Tina Fey: [on whether she imagined her career turning out this way] Did I imagine it? Sure. But I’m still imagining a thing where I eat my way out of a room filled with McDonald’s french fries. It’s floor-to-ceiling french fries. The way you save yourself is you eat your way out.
Tina and I have that in common.

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OMG LOOK AT DWIGHT AND RYAN